The one where the maid in the hotel uses your toothbrush. To clean. Her rectum. Except you don't know it until you have your vacation photos developed.
- I hide my toothbrush when I leave the hotel room. Every time. Every hotel.
- Also I try to not leave a hotel room too messy, because I think the key part of the legend is that the guests trashed the room. Whatever. Still hide the brush.