ahusin Thread

There's a story out there about a couple making out in their car who hear a radio news report about an escaped murderer who has a hook for a hand. After much cajoling by the girl, the guy finally starts up their car and they hear a loud scream. After the guy drives the girl home, sure enough, there's a hook on the car door.

Ever since, I've lived in constant fear of hook-handed murderers who are not only evil, but don't have the common sense to use their other (presumably non-hooked) hand to open a door.