TisteSimeon Thread

I know this comment will never be seen but I have been reading these after coming off a late shift with my wife asleep in the next room. It's been pretty warm here the last few days so all the windows are open. As I read through a lot of these stories I didn't notice but a moth flew in. I was getting more freaked out by the stories when the moth decided to alight on my leg, causing me to scream in fear and wake my wife up in a panic. Having explained why I screamed I am now in trouble with my wife and I can't sleep. Good job Reddit.