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I was babysitting my nieces one Friday night while my brother-in-law took his wife to dinner. She has a strict bedtime of 8pm, so after successfully getting her to sleep (no small task), I decided I would watch the Skyfall movie that people wouldn't shut up about.
About halfway into the movie, I am absolutely chilled to the bone when Sophie (who sneaked out of bed and behind the couch) says directly into my ear, mere inches away, "You know James Bond murdered Jesus, right?"
I haven't offered to watch her again.