DilatedDingus Thread

I had been working on a student film a few years ago and I was tasked with taking care of all of the equipment. Earlier that day I had leaned the camera crane against the wall in its large oddly shaped bag not thinking anything of it. Fast forward to that night when I wake up to find a dark figure leaning against my wall as if staring at me sleep. I slowly rouse myself making sure to stay very still before mustering up the courage to say "who are you" in a shaky voice filled with terror. I sat there motionless for ten minutes before I fully woke up and realized I am a dumbass. Strangely the most terrified I have ever been.