FancyOctopusHat Thread

My boyfriend has night terrors sometimes. Creepy things he has woken me up with:

Hiss of panic "What the fuck is crawling across the ceiling?!???"

Shakes me awake "Baby there's someone in the room ...looking at us!!!"

Grabs my arm and stares into my eyes and whispers... "Who is this?"

I am fully prepared to wake up calm in the event of a home invasion or zombie apocalypse.